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Apparently, being on hormoes that fool your body into thinking you're pregnant for four years, then going off of those same hormones will give you some interesting side effects.
1) Cooking pork products smell liek rotting meat.
2) I want to kill every living thing in a 25 miles radius so I can get a little fucking peace and quiet.
3) Sit ups? FUCK THAT.
4) Carrots give me stomach cramps.
And make me neasous.
Which, for some reason, is making me want to order Quiznos.
What the frak? My stomach ache makes me want to stress eat? How the HELL does that one work?
Also, there will be no weigh in or food journaling until this hellish week is over. I'm giving myself a pass, ok? I haven't had to deal with this for four years; it's all I can do to go to work instead of curling into a tiny ball and crying. Get over it. I'll deal with the reprucussions when I come back next week.
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