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mama cracker

Joined: Aug 11
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Posted: 16 Aug 2011, 08:17
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cow Says

Cow Says who

No, a cow says moooo! Smile
FullaBella

Joined: Oct 12
Posts: 1,130

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Posted: 29 Oct 2012, 21:31
What do you do if you mess up carving your jack o lantern at Halloween?
Send it to the pumpkin patch.

Why wasn't Titter allowed to have dinner?
Because he'd been outside playing with Pooh.

K.K12

Joined: Sep 12
Posts: 19

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Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 02:46
i love all these! here is my contribution,

why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other SLIDE!


and what do you call a pig that knows karate?

PORK CHOP!
sugar is the devil XD
Liz Chaffin

Joined: Oct 12
Posts: 6

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Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 08:50
I love this....

Knock Knock

who's there? Alex

Alex who?

Alex you know later, but keep up the good work!
Liz
Taking it one day at a time
haygirl2

Joined: Aug 12
Posts: 7

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Posted: 30 Oct 2012, 10:40
Wish I could "like" some of these replies and jokes. Thanks all. Was fun to read!
What is the difference between Broncos and Cheerios?



Cheerios are good in a bowl!

It is food related after all.
Peloux

Joined: Jul 13
Posts: 14

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Posted: 02 Sep 2013, 14:54
Odyssey, your two year old is more quick witted than most adults! (The knock knock yodel joke was good too. I intend to make someone laugh/groan at it later today. LOL)
Grace29 -thanks, it took me a while to work out the reversible year -but you might want to amend the question - from 'this century' to 'last century' (or omit the word 'century' and put 'from 1900 to 2000' instead.)
Juno, I loved the 'pumpkin pi' one!
Nikita007 ,I loved the 'what is another other word for Thesaurus' and the 'is there an imaginary cure for Hypochondria' !
Jen
dhrob610

Joined: Jan 15
Posts: 9

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Posted: 10 Jan 2015, 17:16
Love all these riddles..gave me the giggles!
dialla3201

Joined: May 15
Posts: 99

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Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 13:29
had fun reading these lol
ninastewart1

Joined: Mar 17
Posts: 9

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Posted: 30 Oct 2017, 14:44
I enjoyed all of these, nice diversion from the work I am not doing
MY BODY, MY DIET, MY WAY!! LET'S GO.
DauntlessBlu...

Joined: Jan 20
Posts: 3

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Posted: 15 Feb 2020, 11:03
My favorite joke -
What is fuzzy and green and has 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree onto you, it will kill you?
ANSWER: A pool table.



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