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19 September 2011
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've been kinda out with flu like symptoms , feeling so much better....i'm still resting up for a few days.
Then I hit the links....
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come
in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live,
she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path
of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"
(20 comments)
13 September 2011
perfect weather and I'm off to play....but as always i walk the entire course.
I'm not going to lie ,maintaining is tough....but we know it would be....I will to continue to kick it's ASS as best as i can.....
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
if you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission
Do not drink and drive
or u might spill the drink.
a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a woman’!
Hating me wont make you pretty!
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
(6 comments)
10 September 2011
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It's actually RAINING here with lightning....69 degrees......weird weather....
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.
There was these two friends that were very competitive in everything....One day Joe says to Bob, I bet i can make love to my wife more times in one night than you can to your wife.....Bet is on ....
So they get motel rooms close to each other...and the night begins....Bob starts around 8pm and finishes and proudly marks a scratch line on the wall.....again at 1:30am....job done.. marks another scratch line.it's around 8am and Bob finally marks one more scratch line.....There's a knock at the door and Joe is there he asks Bob how did'cha you do..... Bob points to the wall and Joe yells One hundred and eleven....oh......man you beat me by three!!!!!!!!!
(6 comments)
08 September 2011
not going to be as hot as yesterday...So I'm off to play...i will walk the entire course...
My Will is 5 months today!! BTW My son that's at Georgia call to tell us something....he goes to one of the Best colleges in UGA...and the most important thing he was excited about was he has been chosen to play a ZOMBIE in The Walking Dead series....... I was so jealous after I thought about it...lol
ARIES
Are you listening! - we've had about enough of you. That's all the universe has to say right now...
TAURUS
You will suddenly have loads of money, but nobody care what you want or even understand you when you speak. Your demands are ridiculous, face it. All your fast-food orders will be wrong. You will starve.
GEMINI
The tables have turned on you this month once again. You don't know who to believe, because everyone lies to you - why!!?? You need more socks and underwear. Get a better job.
CANCER
Nobody cares how you feel this month. You are WAY too whiny and pitiful.... People think you're nuts. You are. Get a grip. Go have a good cry. Talk to small children and you will feel big again.
LEO
Leos will get pushed around by Aries and - believe it or not - Sagis this month. You are definitely not King, or even Prince or Knight. You are a lowly Page. Hop to it!!!
VIRGO
Everything will go beautifully this month. You'll get everything done, just right, in record time. You will receive a raise. The people you work for will have tremendous, sudden success..... but the following month they'll go broke because you missed ONE tiny detail ! Better start worrying - big time.
LIBRA
You will be seriously outcharmed by Geminis this month. You can't understand it. Nobody likes your style anymore. Your love life will go south, fast. You'll shop til you drop but your credit cards will be rejected. Get a job, slacker!
SCORPIO
Poor Scorpio - you will get really mad for no reason this month, lose a friend or two, then carefully plot how to coerce them back into your life. It's too late.
SAGITTARIUS
You're a bit full of it this month, Sagi. Go tell your ridiculous stories somewhere else! Nobody wants to know the crappola you know!!
CAPRICORN
Because of your prior achievements, goat boy or girl, others expect you to do their work for them. You will become exhausted trying to prove your worth. You are nothing but a corporate slave!! hahahahahaha
AQUARIUS
Your insane antics have been copied the world over. Everyone knows how utterly whacko you are. Sadly, you will become depressed because nobody even notices you anymore. Rats...
PISCES
Silly Fish, why must you sleep so much?! You MUST wake up or you'll miss some excellent programming on TV. I mean it!!
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07 September 2011
I'm off to play....it's 103 degrees here...i will walk the entire course...
An elderly man was at home, upstairs, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the door, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies.
With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.
Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did you do that?"
She replied, "Those are for the funeral."........
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK. sure I will. And sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.
Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the DEVIL and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
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