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17 October 2011
Ok As many of you probably know, today could be my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to be here.
Thank you all for being my Buddy,As you some of you know, it is time for me to leave . As for me i will be
relocating , I will be entering the witness protection program....lol jk...
I have learned many things and received a lot of help and support from you all. You were all really kind to me and supported me to over come the pain of my inner demons..heehee...
I 'm really taking a month off...hopefully..I know that many of you would have de- buddied me by then,but i know that i still have some positive encouragement to share ..
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.
'I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business' , declared the first man.
'Fifty years from now, 'said the second, 'I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man' .
Turning to the third gent, the first gent asked, 'So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?'
'Me?' the third man replied. 'I want them all to say, 'He certainly looks good for his age!'
Whenever I hear the saying " Any thing is possible " I say : " Have you ever tried nailing Jell-O to a tree, slamming a revolving door or chewing air?
Every day more money is printed for the board game "Monopoly" than printed by the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear & smell better
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time US television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus.
"It's hard telling...not knowing."
"You think your shit don't stink, but your farts give it away."
"Nowhere to go...All day to get there"
"If you dance with the devil...you get pricked by the horns."
"Behind every successful women there's a substantial amount of coffee."
"You cannot fight everyone - but you can make everyone die of laughter."
"Opinions are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge."
"Drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts."
"It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame."
P.S. For Stef, What a awesome run the Cards made congrats on the series you must be ready to paint the town RED....
BTW....IndyJack I still LOVE you..;)
As Arnold says I'll be bacccck!
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09 October 2011
Thank you all for the comments....
Today October 9th John Lennon would have been 71 years old.
Today is my Birthday too...My wish is that in the DISTANT future someone somewhere would say
Wow.... Bobby( That's my real name) would have 100 years old today.....
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Turning 53 means that when I feel athletic I go to a sports bar.
53 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas.
Caution! Fifty three year old cleverly disguised as an adult.
Happy 29th anniversary of your 53rd Birthday.
53! I think I should demand a recount.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
You would know that your over fifty on your birthday when you get to date women half your age without breaking any laws.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
remember It takes seventy-two muscles to frown, but only thirteen to smile. I hope I made you only use 13....
(14 comments)
04 October 2011
Ok here's my story...
I'm being monitored I guess I've offended a few with my humor and or my pictures..
SOOO....this is it .....my finale....we'll see....
“It takes two to get one in trouble.”
“The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was”
“If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'”
“Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.”
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it”
“Ninety percent of the world's woe comes from people not knowing themselves, their abilities, their frailties, and even their real virtues. Most of us go almost all the way through life as complete strangers to ourselves.”
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace”
“The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.”
“Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer.”
“Trouble is a part of your life and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.”
“To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.”
“The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.”
“If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.”
“If you are out of trouble, watch for danger”
“I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times, I'll take you just the way you are.”
No need for revenge,just sit back and wait..those you hurt you will eventually screw up
themselves and if your lucky...GOD will let you watch!!!
We all remember" Save the clock tower".....
and how can we forget save Ferris Bueller.....
what about save the Coach?
So i'm starting my own petition save Coach......
What say you....Yay or Nay.....
Maybe I will get enough support by Oct 9th My birthday....
leave your comment good or bad.........
all comments are tax deductible.........HeeHee.....
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this message has been approved by Coach
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(22 comments)
27 September 2011
Time to play ...I will walk the entire course...
If you were to sweep me off my feet.......you would have to be a broom.
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
The more I get to know people, the better I like animals.
he odds are a million to one
against my being one in a million.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty
Unless you're the lead dog, your view doesn't change.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Yo mamma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says.... to be continued
You have to take the bad with the worst.
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Smile.... It confuses people!
The problem with getting a life is making the payments.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
The best things in life are for a fee.
There is no job so simple that it can not be done wrong.
Where there's a will... I want to be on it.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
Old accountants never die - they just lose their balance.
If your parents didn't have children,
chances are you won't either.
I'm the person you're mother always warned you about.
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22 September 2011
i'm feeling so much better and it's nice and foggy and gloomy outside...lol ,so i'm headed to play, I will walk the entire course....
1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3) Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
4)Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
5) Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
6) Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
7) What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic.
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"
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