StephenHawking's own diet


 Summary:

Simply put, anyone on this diet will subtract the "t". No one has survived the rigorous training schedule or restrictive eating guidelines. I don't mean that they died, they just all quit. To be honest, they probably would have died though if they stuck with it. Who can live on new truck tires? They cost a fortune.

(StephenHawking's food tips)

 Foods you can have

Breads, Grains, Cereals, Pasta, Rice
Meat and Fish
Fruit and Fruit Juices
Vegetables and Legumes (e.g. Beans)
Dairy Products - Milk, Cheese, etc
Eggs and Egg Substitutes
Nuts and Seeds
Fats and Oils
Herbs, Spices, Sauces
Beverages
Others, Snacks, Sweets, etc

Not OK
Unfavorable
Moderation
OK
Favorable

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 How To Follow StephenHawking's own diet:

Basically it's like Calvinball. You kinda make up the rules, play a little bit, then change the rules to allow for the hidden 11th base to become the turtle that crawled out in left field--or was that right field? Anyway, pick up a notebook and journal about how crazy and ridiculous of a diet you just read. Then you have to tap your pen/pencil on the pad of paper as you ponder what sort of person would come up with such a ludicrous idea in the first place, let alone actually type it out for the world to see. Go ahead and write down the physical characteristics of this person. Now take the rounded opposite of these characteristics. You've just described yourself at your weight loss goal. Spooky, right?
     
  by member StephenHawking
I was born in 1942, wheelchair first.
member since: 31 Oct 12
 

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StephenHawking's top tips

1.You get to eat lards, lipids, oils, and new truck tires.
2.You take these nifty little horse metabolic booster pills not legal in Uganda.
3.You try to eat less, poop more, and overall metabolize all the muscle your body has.

About / History

I developed this idea 15 barrels of coffee into the night following a shot of wheat grass. I'm telling you, they put wheat grass in shot glasses for a reason.. yuck.

     
  Why choose "StephenHawking's own diet"?
 Promotes long term weight loss
 Promotes rapid weight loss
 Maintain your goal weight
 A healthy living alternative
 Targets body toning weight loss
 A body "detox"
 Teaches sustainable weight loss skills
 Includes packaged meal alternatives
 Provides an energy boost
 Improves mood and outlook
 Reduces the risks of diet-related diseases
 A roadmap for a healthier lifestyle

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