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Goal.. to be in the best shape of my life by the time I hit 40. That gives me 2 years, 3 months, and 27 days to figure out what I have to do in order for me to be in the best shape of my life, panic, and then talk myself into the delusion that being in the best shape of my life by the time I hit 40 is totally doable. Yup.. That's the plan.
Seeing as I'm in probably the worst shape of my life at the moment I think this is an excellent plan. Working 2 jobs, the kids, the farm, the stress of life, access to sugar and fast food and wine have left me a mess. Now that I'm down to 1 job, 3 kids, 3 goats, 8 chickens, 2 dogs, 1 husband, 1 farm with an unknown number of cows because I haven't had time to count them, and 0 marbles left in my head I think I can finally get back on track and focus a little more on me. As my positive self help, find your zen, and light, and self reflect podcasts tell me every day while I'm commuting to work and flipping off the car in front of me for cutting me off.. only I can find my true me and make myself happy.. and skinny. I'm adding the skinny part. They don't actually say finding zen will make me skinny but being skinny will make me happy and far more zen when I'm not meditating and thinking "MAN my pants are tight." So see? Win win. Truly happy me is skinny... or living in sweat pants. I kinda prefer to not live in sweat pants.. wait that's a lie. I would totally live in sweat pants if I didn't think people would consider me too lazy to dress myself and get away with it at work.
Anyways.. goals.. get in amazing shape, figure out who I am, and figure out what makes me happy. Seems easy enough. Sure I haven't managed this in 37 years of life but pfft this should be a cake walk. Mmmm cake.
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