poofwizard's Journal, 13 July 2017

Well I had a mortifying experience at the gym this morning.

I was using the elliptical and I began to notice my shorts were starting to slip down as I was going. This has happen to some extent with my older clothes, but these are my newest shorts (i.e. smallest size) that I bought this year. So on one hand I can say, "Cool, I can go down a size now." [If I just had the money to BUY new clothes. But I digress]

At the 15 minute mark I begin to pick up my pace to running speed. You can probably guess what comes next... They fell right off down to my ankles.

So here I am on an elliptical running about 5 mph when my pants fall off and cause me to stumble and almost fall off the device. All I can say that luckily I was wearing spandex bike shorts under them and it was before the place got too crowded. Unfortunately, the cute brunette I usually chat with saw it happen. I looked up just in time to see her head snap back around to look forward. I can tell she was trying to suppress a serious laugh.

So I slowed my pace and kept tugging on my waist band every few minutes. I will never talk to, or make eye contact with, "cute brunette" again ... or anybody else for that matter. I probably should change gyms ... or cities ... or planets.

But I AM losing both inches and weight! :-)

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1963 kcal

Fat: 73.28g | Prot: 123.97g | Carb: 228.86g.   Breakfast: Gatorade Whey Protein Bar Chocolate Chip. Lunch: Emerald Raspberry Glazed Almonds, Cobblestone Bread Co. Knead For Seed 12 Grain Bread, Great Value Creamy Peanut Butter, Welch's Natural Strawberry Spread. Dinner: Bertolli Creamy Alfredo Sauce, Barilla Linguini, Publix Patagonian Scallops, Sea Queen Imitation Crab Meat. Snacks/Other: Cheddar Cheese, Jack Link's Original Beef Jerky. more...

3823 kcal

Activities & Exercise: FitBit Tracker - 24 hours. more...