This just made my day! Hilarious!
09 Apr 15 by member: picksixmom
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09 Apr 15 by member: dbdmom
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You are just to funny... I also use the term stick a fork in me and I get those stares like what are you talking about.
09 Apr 15 by member: deaby16
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You are a better woman than I....I would have had to check the nutrition label and then accidentally dropped it on the floor so that I would have to put it in the trash. The beckoning from the drawer would take me over the edge.....I'd probably eat the little sucker just to shut him up!!!!
09 Apr 15 by member: 2227Gwen
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Hope the rest of your day gets better.
09 Apr 15 by member: BuffyBear
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I love reading your posts at work they always make me laugh and keep me a little sane. My former ride to work partner was always bringing me mcdonalds sausage biscuits even though she knew I can't eat them (msg loaded!). That was one way to get rid of that temptation!!! the perfume thing,bout kills me as well! there is a man a couple rows of cubes from me who loves to drown himself in expensive women's perfume, it is unbearable some days 2 rows away. On the elevator he has asked me several times why I'm coughing to death, allergic to perfume I manage to squeek out. I try to steer far away from him in the mornings, hard to do in the same elevator!!
09 Apr 15 by member: wholefoodnut
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See if there is a policy about having a fragrance-free work place. As for yesterday, you did awesome in the work out department. Good luck with today's work out!!
09 Apr 15 by member: aggie95
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I have a coworker who will bring me things too, like donuts or muffins or cookies, and say "I got that kind just for you". How do you say no to that? I can't, because for one I'm too nice and for another I have no willpower. I hope today isn't sucking monkey butt! I also hope that tomorrow your coworker doesn't wear whatever the horrible smell is. At least you won't have that almond joy taunting you anymore. :)
09 Apr 15 by member: mars2kids
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Threaten to sell your first born to the circus LOL. That might cause and attitude adjustment.
09 Apr 15 by member: jparlett
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You really have to start saying "Thanks, but no thanks, I already have my meals for the day." I work in a school. The boys think they need to bathe in axe. It is horrible! I have absolutely no qualms telling them they stink. I couldn't care less about their sensitivities - if they can cause an asthma attack with their smell, they need to be stopped! Simply tell that coworker "I'm sorry, but your perfume bothers me."
09 Apr 15 by member: Bethlauren8
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Thank you. I just laughed so hard I cleared my sinuses.
09 Apr 15 by member: Jonathan Walsh
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After a hard day at work, I look for your your most recent saga entry because it gives me reason to laugh. Thank you so much! And I feel your scent pain. Our office is scent free - thank goodness.
09 Apr 15 by member: JamaicaBoundNL
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LOL LOL LOL--I have a half a pack of stale peanut M & M's sitting in my desk. As the days go by, they aren't taunting me because I am picturing a sneaky mouse or an ant (no neither are in my office that I know of) picking away at it. Actually, it's because they are stale and my Mom always told me old chocolate had worms in it. LOL. It's still there and I offer it to the other ladies when they want something sweet, but they must have the same thoughts I do, because they politely refuse. We don't have a cafeteria in our office, but someone always seems to be ordering or bringing food in that is Heavenly. There I sit with my carrots, celery and salad thinking--in a year, they will wish they had my lunch. LOL. Probably not because a lot of them are young and skinny, anyway, but I tell myself that :). I just went out and bough 25 more l/f yogurts for the next 25 breakfasts--woooo hoo---some of them are boston cream, apple fritter, banana creme pie (only 90 caloires) and I try to make them last half an hour :) Oh wow...you wonder why I save enough calories to have two glasses of wine a night :)
09 Apr 15 by member: Jillzee00
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Jillzee00 - Saving calories? A woman after my own heart!
09 Apr 15 by member: JamaicaBoundNL
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I rarely take salads to work, sometimes in the summer, then they have whole grains or beans added to them. They simply do not get me through the day. I take filling foods usually with whole grains and beans, this week chicken because I cooked one in slow cooker, and a couple pieces of fruit or some raw veggies to snack on.
10 Apr 15 by member: wholefoodnut
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Aggie, fragrance free work places would be wonderful!! Not going to happen where I work. Beth, I agree say no. I finally got to where I would tell my rider thank you that I had my smoothie and that was plenty for breakfast, I couldn't possibly eat that as well and suggest giving those sausage biscuits to someone else at work.
10 Apr 15 by member: wholefoodnut
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lol Jillzee00 I love your philosophy
10 Apr 15 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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How are you making out with the 'Don't cuss at the Amish' challenge.
10 Apr 15 by member: northernmusician
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Luckily the "Don't cuss in front of the Amish" challenge doesn't start until Monday.
10 Apr 15 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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You should keep a clothes pin in your desk drawer and when she comes over just politely take it out and clip it on your nose - all straight faced and matter-of-factly. Keep in mind that I couldn't probably do that but, I would so want to!
10 Apr 15 by member: Patty W
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