New Song:
There's a tear in my bacon Cause I'm tired of sugar shakin' Fructose syrup getting me fatter Until my arteries rupture and splatter
So, now there's tears in my bacon And I'm no more sugar shakin Blood sugar no longer rocketin' to Mars My body's gonna heal these scars
There's tears in my bacon My feets done stopped their quakin' Blood pressure no longer breaks the cuff My hearts just the regular stuff
I'm not crying for the sugar I'm waving goodbye to the dieting bugger This ain't no dieting no more It's a way of eating for sure
Each meal is my choice of life Do I live or do I die with this slice of knife I can cut up something to save my behind Or I can cut up something to bury it all behind
So, there's a tear in my bacon Cause I'm crying for this crazy shakin Known as living so alive Who would have that healthy, would be I
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