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I'm doing well maintaining, I off to play a round and I will walk the entire course... Any Ideas for low carb snacks?
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s a death by meteor wish you made.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing :either the car is new or his wife.
Life is Hard... That's why they invented the pillow
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Trust your husband, adore your husband, But get as much as you can in your own name
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.----
When you ASSUME you make an A-S-S out of U and Me.
People like me are the reason people like you need medication.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom WE admire.
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