Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 24 June 2014

My "Exploding Pregnant Woman" search only gave me some over the top baby announcement ideas so I'm going to assume the chances of me actually exploding are low. That being said.. I'm HUGE. I'm 9 months pregnant huge and I still have 59 days to go. Hubby is excited. He thinks this could be the next great NBA player. I picture the kid coming out already 3 ft tall with a beard, cursing like a sailor. So yeah.. HUGE! It will be interesting to see just how big I can get without exploding. Maybe we should name the baby Hulk.

I haven't weighted in but I'm pretty sure my weight is about the same. It's getting harder to eat. Either its too late at night and I know it will make me sick to lay down or the kid goes nuts because I ate something he liked.. or maybe he didn't like it. I don't think I'll ever find out because I have to stop eating when he gets all excited. Is this what happens from exercise? Is the kid getting gigantic biceps from all the gym fumes?!?!?! I didn't make it to the gym again today because I still feel like poop but he seems calmer. This can be my little science experiment. Does exercise make for happy active hulk babies? Or does no exercise while pregnant prevent exploding. Due to.. hulk babies who well.. like doing cardio on your bladder.

I'm going to google natural cold remedies now. Maybe I can find one that will stop coughing long enough to get to the gym again tomorrow. The cough drops and sudafed don't seem to be doing squat.

If I seem MIA it's because my eyes won't stop watering and I'm attempting to curl up in a ball under my desk to take a nap. Crap.. note to self. Wear tan! then I can blend into the tan cube walls and the tan carpet.