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thecoach's Journal, 22 February 2011
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I'm still feeling crappy but it has been upgraded to CRAP....
I'm drinking alot of liquids and resting ...thank you for all your remedies, I almost tried the neti-pot,but I used my REGULAR "POT" instead ....LOL.....
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken state and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and yells,as he's doing a little dance "I don't know where the HELL we were .... or what the HELL we did..... but, DAMMIT.. We WON FIRST and SECOND place."
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22 Feb 11 by member: steadytejay
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22 Feb 11 by member: Lindajuliot
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lol...oh my, you remind me of a dear uncle Bobby. We used to be glad when he left from visiting because our stomachs and cheeks would be aching from laughing so much. Enough is enough, get rid of that stuff and hoping your hand is feeling much better too! TOWANDA!!!!!
22 Feb 11 by member: Lisa Online
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Good morning coach! Hope you're feeling excellent today! Happy Wednesday:)
23 Feb 11 by member: happynow
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Glad you still have sense of humor, Coach.
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LOL, morning Coach! I hope you're feeling better today. Make it a great one!
23 Feb 11 by member: tntnamomma
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Thanks for the laugh!! Hope you upgrade to just CRA tomorrow. We have some flu here...yuck, sick of being sick : (
23 Feb 11 by member: sharonfriz
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O no I hope you feel better! I am glad you are upgraded to "crap" though! Haha...rest up!
23 Feb 11 by member: pennywilliams
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Well Coach, I didn 't get to read this until today, 27th. LMAO. Hope your
feeling much better today..Loved the joke...Take care of you.....Bren
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