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I went to a friends to play cards the other night. I used their washroom and noticed they had a scale so I stood on it to see what it was like. There was what looked like a button on the middle of the scale that said 'lighter'. I pushed it. It didn't budge. That's when I realized it was the brand name and not an option. Dang it! I wanted one of those scales! Maybe a marketing opportunity here.
Diet Calendar Entry for 03 March 2014:
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2860 kcal
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Fat: 138.73g | Prot: 193.76g | Carb: 227.54g.
Breakfast: Lemon Juice, Fuji Apples, Butter, Rye Bread, Egg, Sliced Ham (Regular, Approx. 11% Fat). Lunch: Loblaws sweet and salty almond granola bar President's Choice, Kraft Sundried Tomato and Oregano Salad Dressing, Dole American Salad Blend, wild sockey salmon lb. Dinner: Steak (Lean Only Eaten), MuscleTech Whey Protein Elite Series, Kraft Roasted Red Pepper Salad Dressing, Lettuce Salad with Assorted Vegetables, President's Choice thin and crispy pepperoni pizza (PC). Snacks/Other: Butter, Coffee Cake, British Columbia spartan apple, 1% Fat Milk, MuscleTech Whey Protein Elite Series, LeanFit Whey Protein Shake - Vanilla, Bananas, Almond Butter. more...
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Why don't you invent one? You could market it on Infomercials to us gullible Americans and make millions!
03 Mar 14 by member: BuffyBear
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Not a bad idea, Buff. Add it to my line of solar powered freezers to the Inuit.
03 Mar 14 by member: northernmusician
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That would go well with the new Diet Plan that I'm planning on marketing....the Bratwurst, Beer & Ice Cream Diet. You take the pill I'll sell you and then you eat all the brats, beer & ice cream you want, but you have to keep it in the ratio of 2 brats to 16oz of beer to 2 cups of ice cream and the pounds will just fall off. ORDER NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! (these statements have not been reviewed by the FDA)
03 Mar 14 by member: TXSnowman
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all doctors offices need scales like that. interesting diet grins
03 Mar 14 by member: wholefoodnut
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I could get into Tx's diet plan. Where can I get some of those pills?
03 Mar 14 by member: Lynn1958
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Can't help wondering what you were hoping for by pushing the button - a planetary gravity modification? LOL. Not a bad thought, though! Like you said, "Having a bad food day? Push the "Lighter" button!
04 Mar 14 by member: mrsmole
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04 Mar 14 by member: Annabelle3117
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I have a set of really nice electric scales. They give me the best weight when not powered up....lol
04 Mar 14 by member: Bwy39
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04 Mar 14 by member: mrsmole
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LOL!! I would have loved to capture your thoughts when pushin the button... I would have pushed it 2 or 3 times just to make sure ;)
04 Mar 14 by member: Chickturu
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Lets see if I have understood this correctly.
You say you went to a "friends" place - Gender of friend not stated open to speculation............ hmmmmm
to play cards - I notice the game type is not mentioned leaving it wide open to speculation ............... hmmmmmmmmm.
You end up in the washroom - no reason given open to speculation.......hmmmmmm
You had the uncontrollable desire to stand on scales - no reason stated and we all know the best form of exercise to lose weight don't we huh.........hmmmmmmmmm
Could be my dirty mind of course.....lol
04 Mar 14 by member: Bwy39
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04 Mar 14 by member: WickedTruth
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Bwy30----LOL !!! Hmmmmmmm... so funny!
04 Mar 14 by member: dboza
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you both crack me up!!! thanks for making me laugh right before my workout!
04 Mar 14 by member: puhpine
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Funny stuff, Bwy. :D Not saying nuthin'. Expecting a bunch of naught PMs now.
04 Mar 14 by member: northernmusician
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