northernmusician's Journal, 03 March 2014

I went to a friends to play cards the other night. I used their washroom and noticed they had a scale so I stood on it to see what it was like. There was what looked like a button on the middle of the scale that said 'lighter'. I pushed it. It didn't budge. That's when I realized it was the brand name and not an option. Dang it! I wanted one of those scales! Maybe a marketing opportunity here.

Diet Calendar Entry for 03 March 2014:
2860 kcal Fat: 138.73g | Prot: 193.76g | Carb: 227.54g.   Breakfast: Egg, Butter, Sliced Ham (Regular, Approx. 11% Fat), Fuji Apples, Lemon Juice, Rye Bread. Lunch: Dole American Salad Blend, Kraft Sundried Tomato and Oregano Salad Dressing, Loblaws sweet and salty almond granola bar President's Choice, wild sockey salmon lb. Dinner: Lettuce Salad with Assorted Vegetables, President's Choice thin and crispy pepperoni pizza (PC), Kraft Roasted Red Pepper Salad Dressing, MuscleTech Whey Protein Elite Series, Steak (Lean Only Eaten). Snacks/Other: 1% Fat Milk, Almond Butter, Coffee Cake, Bananas, Butter, MuscleTech Whey Protein Elite Series, LeanFit Whey Protein Shake - Vanilla, British Columbia spartan apple. more...

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Why don't you invent one? You could market it on Infomercials to us gullible Americans and make millions!  
03 Mar 14 by member: BuffyBear
Not a bad idea, Buff. Add it to my line of solar powered freezers to the Inuit. 
03 Mar 14 by member: northernmusician
That would go well with the new Diet Plan that I'm planning on marketing....the Bratwurst, Beer & Ice Cream Diet. You take the pill I'll sell you and then you eat all the brats, beer & ice cream you want, but you have to keep it in the ratio of 2 brats to 16oz of beer to 2 cups of ice cream and the pounds will just fall off. ORDER NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! (these statements have not been reviewed by the FDA) 
03 Mar 14 by member: TXSnowman
all doctors offices need scales like that. interesting diet grins 
03 Mar 14 by member: wholefoodnut
I could get into Tx's diet plan. Where can I get some of those pills? 
03 Mar 14 by member: Lynn1958
Can't help wondering what you were hoping for by pushing the button - a planetary gravity modification? LOL. Not a bad thought, though! Like you said, "Having a bad food day? Push the "Lighter" button! 
04 Mar 14 by member: mrsmole
LOL :-)  
04 Mar 14 by member: Yolanda9179
I have a set of really nice electric scales. They give me the best weight when not powered up....lol 
04 Mar 14 by member: Bwy39
HAHAHA Bwy. 
04 Mar 14 by member: mrsmole
LOL!! I would have loved to capture your thoughts when pushin the button... I would have pushed it 2 or 3 times just to make sure ;)  
04 Mar 14 by member: Chickturu
Lets see if I have understood this correctly. You say you went to a "friends" place - Gender of friend not stated open to speculation............ hmmmmm to play cards - I notice the game type is not mentioned leaving it wide open to speculation ............... hmmmmmmmmm. You end up in the washroom - no reason given open to speculation.......hmmmmmm You had the uncontrollable desire to stand on scales - no reason stated and we all know the best form of exercise to lose weight don't we huh.........hmmmmmmmmm Could be my dirty mind of course.....lol 
04 Mar 14 by member: Bwy39
LOL ;) 
04 Mar 14 by member: WickedTruth
Bwy30----LOL !!! Hmmmmmmm... so funny! 
04 Mar 14 by member: dboza
you both crack me up!!! thanks for making me laugh right before my workout! 
04 Mar 14 by member: puhpine
Funny stuff, Bwy. :D Not saying nuthin'. Expecting a bunch of naught PMs now. 
04 Mar 14 by member: northernmusician

     
 

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