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I'm feeling WEIGH better. Not so "LUCKY" for everyone else Because I'm coming back.......Thanks for all your positive
thoughts .I'm A big believer in positive thinking( so what was I thinking) so it's time to play my cards whatever "HAND" I get....,just got to remember the JOKER is always WILD....
What's your sign?
How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?
* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
II
* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.
* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.
* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
I couldn't find my sign on this list
I'm A UTERUS....I was born right under the cusp with URANUS rising lol.....
Have a healthy day...
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