thecoach's Journal, 13 January 2011

I'm feeling WEIGH better. Not so "LUCKY" for everyone else Because I'm coming back.......Thanks for all your positive
thoughts .I'm A big believer in positive thinking( so what was I thinking) so it's time to play my cards whatever "HAND" I get....,just got to remember the JOKER is always WILD....

What's your sign?

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?

* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
II

* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.

* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.

* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?


I couldn't find my sign on this list
I'm A UTERUS....I was born right under the cusp with URANUS rising lol.....
Have a healthy day...
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Glad you are feeling better and welcome back Coach!! Thanks for the journal I sure could use a laugh this week!! 
13 Jan 11 by member: chattycathy1955
I'm a virgo, and that is so true! LOL!  
13 Jan 11 by member: Starladesiree
Ha ha! this was fantastic... I am a leo - thank you, thank you... Couldn't have pinned it better! Welcome back! 
13 Jan 11 by member: APompa
Sagittarius here. :) Funny stuff Coach! Glad you're feeling better and with a brighter outlook.  
13 Jan 11 by member: Junebug7210
I'm a sag and that's pretty dead on lol 
13 Jan 11 by member: pixidaisy
Loved that horoscope Coach! I'm glad you're back, how is your finger these days? 
13 Jan 11 by member: jessyline
The finger is still a pain.....At least I talked the doctor in removing the cast next week and placing it in a hand splint it's black and it looks way cooler...can of like Darth Vader's hand, My knuckle is also broken so thats way the cast was put on...  
13 Jan 11 by member: thecoach
Glad your feeling better........Bren 
13 Jan 11 by member: BHA
Now I understand why my husband and I are both sitting in the dark lol....I know you were born on the 9th, my husband is the 2nd and I am the 19th...anyway it is amazing we ever made up our mind to get married, have children, etc. etc. I am so glad you are feeling better!!! TOWANDA!!!!!!! 
13 Jan 11 by member: Lisa Online
Glad to hear your clouds have lifted Coach. How's the weather in California lately...stop raining yet? I could send you some of our cold weather if you like, at least its dry :) 
14 Jan 11 by member: mammasix
I always laugh when I read your journals, which I guess is why you post them, so people will get some joy in their day. Seriously I hope your hand is getting better and hope you have a fabulous week-end.  
14 Jan 11 by member: sarahsmum
Good to hear you are feeling better. Have a great day! 
14 Jan 11 by member: skinnygirl130
Hi Coach, I thought I needed to share this funny story with you today in hopes that you are feeling better and keeping that wonderful sense of humor. I used to work for Senior Spectrum newspaper in their classified section in the years of 1990 and 91. One day I received a phone call from a reader who whas in hysterics laughing. I had typed ...Widow Washer, Reasonable Rates 555-5555. Spell check didn't catch that one!....Hope you are feeling sunnier on this day. TOWANDA!!! 
14 Jan 11 by member: Lisa Online
I like that one Lisa,I used to save all the typos our paper ran some were a comedy show in itself ,I have to find them and share some with you. you always make a day sunnier Lisa,one Libra to another.. 
14 Jan 11 by member: thecoach
That is hilarious....and are you saying we Aries are like a ram in a china shop??? lol 
14 Jan 11 by member: ctlss
Libra: ...and if it does need to be changed, Incandescent or fluorescent? What wattage? What about LED? Maybe I should do a little more research... 
14 Jan 11 by member: WendyMaq
Coach I'd enjoy your collection of typo's:) Today I was typing without my glasses on and made a bunch of them......Wendy that is so true, just don't give us Libra any choices. As a child I would stand in front of the candy counter for hours if my parents would let me! TOWANDA!!!!! 
14 Jan 11 by member: Lisa Online
What is black and blue and read all over? Coach and his journals. Heehee. :) 
14 Jan 11 by member: Junebug7210
lol @ Junebug!!! 
14 Jan 11 by member: ctlss
Indy... You MADE ME SMILE!!!!!! 
14 Jan 11 by member: thecoach

     
 

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