|
I'm starting to do some sleep eating again nothing really bad just different weird combinations of foods.I'm still maintaining so i'm not too worried about it yet. Everyone here is going to the Rose bowl for the UCLA vs U$C game tonight, My best friend ...Coalie he's my dog isn't feeling too well the last few days so I'm not going to the game I'm staying with him.
What do you get when you cross a U$C Trojan Football player with a groundhog? six more weeks of bad football.
One morning, the seven dwarfs go to work in the mine. When Snow White delivers their lunches, she finds there has been a cave-in, and there's no sign of the dwarfs. Tearfully, Snow White shouts down the mine shaft, "Hello! Is anyone there? Can you hear me Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Happy and Bashful?" A voice floats up from the deepest part of the mine: "U$C is a great football team."
"Thank goodness," says Snow White, "at least Dopey's still alive!"
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "Wanna hear a USC joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Look, fella, I'm 6 feet tall, 220 pounds, and I'm a USC grad. The guy next to me is 6-2, 225, and he's a USC grad. The big dude next to him is 6-5, weighs 250, and he's a USC grad. You still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy replies: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
What does a U$C fan do after the Trojans win the 2010-2011 BCS National Championship Game....He's turns off the PlayStation....
GO BRUINS....or at least die trying!
|