Stevenrayhoward's Journal, 27 August 2013

First, my apologies... I do not mean to be crass or anything but this experience was just too odd, crazy, and totally goofy that I just have to share...

I had a dream last night that I went through a procedure where a "vacuum" was inserted on the south end, turned on, and I lost 20 pounds.

If only.... (cheesh!)

With that, I would only need to drop the last 10 pounds - I hate to think how I would get there! (LOL)

--Steve

Diet Calendar Entry for 27 August 2013:
3023 kcal Fat: 75.81g | Prot: 175.52g | Carb: 422.04g.   Breakfast: Bananas, Shakes - Rich Chocolate Royale. Lunch: Navels Oranges, Shakes - Rich Chocolate Royale. Dinner: Fat Free Miracle Whip, Roasted Broiled or Baked Chicken Leg (Skin Eaten), 45 Calories and Delightful 100% Whole Wheat Bread, Roasted Broiled or Baked Chicken Thigh (Skin Eaten). Snacks/Other: Nonfat Plain Greek Yogurt (Container), Milk (Nonfat), Honey Grahams Crackers. more...

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Well..I was not offended..I had a good laugh..If only your dream could come true (LOL)  
27 Aug 13 by member: desperate1964
... if only! :) (LOL) 
27 Aug 13 by member: Stevenrayhoward
Oh my..........what an idea!!! A totally differnt use for the old Flobees!! LOL!!  
28 Aug 13 by member: Rubie-sue
I'm totally clueless on this "Flobee" business! Aren't those supposed to be a hair cutting tool? Wait a minute... I don't think I want to know anymore... this sounds, well... TMI! (LOL) 
28 Aug 13 by member: Stevenrayhoward

     
 

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