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This made me laugh out loud so I had to share. Wish this woman had been MY Mom.
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH............
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, And I'm wearing it, she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another Occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear...I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''
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Oh, how I roared! Fab! Thank you for sharing.
23 Jul 13 by member: loveladybug
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23 Jul 13 by member: Char60
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23 Jul 13 by member: skirch97
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A gracious b***h... that's what I'm striving to be!
23 Jul 13 by member: Ruhu
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23 Jul 13 by member: CollyMP
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LOL This made me laugh so suddenly out loud that I scared the heck out of my ancient, sleeping cat, who promptly fell off my bookshelf! Thank you for that! (Err, for the laugh, not for helping me to give my cat a coronary, heh.)
23 Jul 13 by member: RavenSoul69
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I love this! Thanks so much.
23 Jul 13 by member: sw21204
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Absolute classic - thanks for sharing :)
23 Jul 13 by member: sarahsmum
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23 Jul 13 by member: sailorgrl
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23 Jul 13 by member: Neptunebch
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24 Jul 13 by member: Rubie-sue
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Read it again this morning, and it's just as funny.
24 Jul 13 by member: sarahsmum
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24 Jul 13 by member: just_chillin76
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It made me smile and mentally gave a 'heh, heh, heh!' Got to love that kind of conniving... gracious, indeed! :)
24 Jul 13 by member: Mom2Boxers
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So cute!! Loved it!! Happy Wednesday Bella!!
24 Jul 13 by member: chattycathy1955
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Brilliant. Who says you need to making a huge noise to get your point across lol
24 Jul 13 by member: elk2804
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EXCELLENT!!! I needed a good laugh today. I know I'm catching up on your journals but this was the perfect thing for me THIS MORNING!!
26 Jul 13 by member: Sweet Ce
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