Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 19 July 2013

Ok you already know I'm nuts so nothing in this journal should take you by surprise. Just be warned it involves pole dancing, my husband giving me dirty looks, and Timber somethin or other. If anyone watches America's Got Talent you'll know what I'm talking about. There is a guy on there called Timber who does some amazing things on a pole. OMG I want to see that again things.. while hanging from a pole horizontally, climbing the pole, sliding down the pole, doing how does he do that!!! things on the pole. All I can say is... Take your shirt off! Unfortunately I said this in front of hubby. Then when he gave me a dirty look I may have wondered out loud why he can't do those things.. Ooops. Seriously though... W O W

I wish I could do amazing things on a pole. Heck I wish I had even an ounce of muscular definition this guy has. I want that kind of physical ability to lift myself up with one arm! Ok.. I should probably start by trying to do a decent pushup that doesn't involve my knees or a plank that doesn't make my butt jiggle like jello. I wonder what hubby would say if I told him I wanted a pole in the hay loft. Technically there is an old basketball hoop pole but I don't think it has enough weight in the bottom for swinging. Maybe if my butt didn't jiggle I would be light enough to swing from a pole! That's my new goal. To be small enough and muscular enough to swing from a pole. Yup yup. I would google looking for topless pics of timber for some more inspiration but I get the feeling IT has a giant red light above the door that keeps going off every time I google pole dancers. Seriously.. wow.

In other exciting news. The diet is doing well. Well ok.. it's doing well today. Yesterday I got a giant basket of candy from my mom to celebrate our anniversary with movie night. I didn't open it. I wanted to but I resisted. I did pig out at lunch and had no idea what to log so hopefully skipping dinner and not biting a small hole in the basket to get to the cookies or milk duds or goobers or some exotic lookin chocolate bonbon looking things.. I forgot where I was going with this. I was good but probably stayed about even for the day with everything else. yup.. that's where I was going.. I think. I need to go google more pole dancers.

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1089 kcal

Fat: 53.30g | Prot: 79.16g | Carb: 73.00g.   Breakfast: Baileys Coffee Creamer - Chocolate, Coffee (Brewed From Grounds) , Six Star Nutrition Protein drink. Lunch: Wegmans Baby-cut California Carrots, Wegmans Shrimp California Brown Rice Rolls. Dinner: Ground Beef (Cooked). Snacks/Other: Laughing Cow Mini Babybel Original Cheese. more...