DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 17 May 2013

Maybe it's the need for sleep but I think I just scared one of my coworkers...

Coworker: You live on a farm right?
Me: Yup.
Coworker: I just found this rescue pig on the humane society website. They're looking for a new home for it as soon as possible.
Me: Ok.... How big is it?
Coworker: I don't know.. the size of a that trash can in the kitchen.
Me: So.. about 200 lbs?
Coworker: Yeah probably.
Me: How old is it?
Coworker: I think it said 4 yrs.
Me: It's probably tough and fatty.
Coworker: YOU CAN'T EAT IT!
Me: Blank Stare

It's probably a good thing I don't have to work with this person.

Diet Calendar Entry for 17 May 2013:
958 kcal Fat: 69.12g | Prot: 53.52g | Carb: 24.31g.   Breakfast: Coffee (Brewed From Grounds), Friendly Farms Fat Free French Vanilla Creamer, Jimmy Dean Premium Pork Sage Sausage, Egg, Mushroom Pieces and Stems, Borden Shredded Cheddar Cheese. Lunch: Ken's Steak House Kens Lite Creamy Parmesan with Cracked Peppercorn Dressing, Organic Girl Baby Spring Mix, Johnsonville Original Bratwurst. more...
on diet Atkins  


I absolutely love pigs (have little pig figurines decorating my kitchen), but if one wondered up in my yard I'd be thinking pork chops and bacon, where can we get this thing butchered!! 
17 May 13 by member: skirch97
Too funny! I can totally relate. People are amazed about some things that I tell them about in regards to farming and animals! 
17 May 13 by member: aggie95
That's hilarious!  
17 May 13 by member: iamachristianjesusfreak
LOL! Yep, if a pig was found here it probably wouldn't be "rescued."  
17 May 13 by member: mars2kids
LOL - city folk... 
17 May 13 by member: FullaBella
Bwahahaha!!! That was great! 
17 May 13 by member: Adrienne54
17 May 13 by member: JessWhatINeeded
Hysterical. People are nutty!! 
17 May 13 by member: lgrant59
OMG! That's hilarious. Around here, I never get aquainted with the little boy lambs. They end up in the freezer. Yummmmm!!! 
17 May 13 by member: Johanne
You mean the pork "carnitas" I just ate at Chipotle on my salad wasn't born already marinated? This city girl just tries not to think about it. I do know that while they were alive I hope and pray they were allowed to live humanely. Oink oink! 
17 May 13 by member: Neptunebch
I'm sorry, that's just too funny! 
17 May 13 by member: sarahsmum
Hilarious! And they probably had bacon for breakfast and thought nothing of it... 
18 May 13 by member: The Blue Box
That is great!! Shared with my mom this morning! She and I got a good chuckle.  
18 May 13 by member: MightyFull
18 May 13 by member: zothan84
I hope they find a good home for it and it lives a long and happy life. Now excuse me while I go check on my bacon.  
18 May 13 by member: BuffyBear
I have a gazillion rabbits in my yard and I think they would make a nice meal.  
18 May 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
Hahahahaha... I'm with Buffy.. :) 
19 May 13 by member: erika2633
Did you hear about that restaurant in California called BACON BACON? The neighbors are complaining about the SMELL and had them shut down (shut down, they didn't have the correct permits) but they are fighting because there is too much BACON smell. Bahhh hahahaha 
19 May 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic


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