DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 03 May 2013

Dear Scale,

It's day 3 without you. I'm convinced you've become a stalker. I tried to put you out of my sight and next thing I know I turn around and you're there!?! Seriously? I know.. I promised you a fluffy vacation but I'm short and I couldn't put you on the top shelf where I wouldn't see you without getting a ladder. You were taunting me when I was trying to pee and I had to move you asap. I improvised!

I'm sorry you disliked you new spot at the bottom of the dirty clothes basket. I only threw one t-shirt over you and it didn't even smell that much. How was I supposed to know hubby would climb a silo then go sweat in a tractor without a cab and get covered in dust? I didn't know he would be throwing barn clothes on top of you. Usually he throws these straight into the washing machine. You've seen it! The man is trained to throw everything automatically into the washer. Jeans, whites, darks.. yup.. into the washer.

Now I know hubby and the small female human don't know the laundry basket exists nor would they ever be tempted to touch something that might imply doing housework. So obviously when I woke up this morning and found you in your usual freakin spot right in front of the toilet.. you put yourself back! It's a bit stalkerish. Did you think I would see you and immediately rush over in excitement to find my current weight? Nope.. It helps that one of the dogs peed right in front of you. This is what you get for putting yourself back. It would help if you could let me know which dog it is that has suddenly decided everyone else pees there so they should to. The two morons were let out at 10pm. They should be able to hold it.

Tonight.. I'm locking you in a cabinet. Try getting out of that one Houdini!

Your loving owner,

Diet Calendar Entry for 03 May 2013:
1463 kcal Fat: 52.34g | Prot: 77.82g | Carb: 156.00g.   Breakfast: Coffee (Brewed From Grounds) , Fat Free French Vanilla Creamer, Large Grade A Eggs (Hard Boiled), Strawberry Greek Yogurt. Lunch: Baby Spring Mix, Fully Cooked Crispy Chicken Strips, Kens Lite Creamy Parmesan with Cracked Peppercorn Dressing, Baby-cut California Carrots. Dinner: Apples, Crispy Chicken Strips. Snacks/Other: Pop Secret 94% Fat Free Microwave Butter Popcorn, Salsa (Medium), tostitos multi grain scoops. more...
on diet Atkins  


This is great. I need to toss my scale out the window! 
03 May 13 by member: meganbarkley
It's working! I'm so paranoid not knowing what my weight is doing that I'm alot more accountable with that I eat. 
03 May 13 by member: DairyFarmersWife
Too funny!!! Don't you have a fruit cellar or something that you can hid it in?!  
03 May 13 by member: aggie95
I'm glad it's working for you DairyFarmersWife! I probably would have caved in by now. 
03 May 13 by member: The Blue Box
Eff the scale. Just flex your abs in the mirror :D 
03 May 13 by member: CJT1217
I knew this would happen! I was worried about it last night when I read it, mine has a mind of its own too. You have a MacGyver scale. Too scary.  
03 May 13 by member: Steviefan1
Lol, too funny! I'm glad this is working for you. Keep up the great work!! 
03 May 13 by member: gone2thek9s
your too funny! Thanks for the smile. I just hope it doesnt write you back......lol 
03 May 13 by member: petuniak
too funny! Being stalkes by a scale memoirs!! Or should it be the being stalked and surviving the evil scale true horroe stories??? Lol  
04 May 13 by member: pam-u-la
I'm with you, DFW. Will see what the middle to end of the month brings. 
04 May 13 by member: Helewis


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