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Holy toots in a tote! I may have overdone the protein bars today. I've been grazing today. First it was the carrots, the apple, then the extra protein bar.. Note to self.. You're not a cow. STOP GRAZING! Now I'm remembering why too many protein bars is a bad thing. Holy Toots Batman!
The only good news is hubby has bowling tonight so I can milk cows without having to blame all the gas on the cows this time. I really need to stop putting food in my mouth though. I think tonight definitely needs to be a workout night. First to burn off the protein bar.. and second hopefully a good 30 minutes on the elliptical with some water will flush all the toots from my system before bedtime. Does that work? Hubby claims I toot in my sleep. I'm in denial. I think I if I can work all the toots off I should be safe.
When the heck are the warm nights and box fans going to get here?!?! Then he wouldn't hear the toots over the fan and any smell wouldn't linger.. Tooty toots! I thought giggling uncontrollably while having mini rapid fire toots while unloading barn chain was bad. The romance may be dead at this point. I may need to burn the fuzzy pants and get something a lil sexier to counteract all the unsexiness.
Diet Calendar Entries for 16 April 2013:
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1400 kcal
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Fat: 43.28g | Prot: 109.86g | Carb: 147.57g.
Breakfast: Coffee (Brewed From Grounds) , Fat Free French Vanilla Coffee Creamer, Blueberry Greek Yogurt, Protein Chewy Bars - Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate. Lunch: Wegmans Baby-cut California Carrots, Granny Smith Apples, carving board chicken breast-lunch meat, Laughing Cow Mini Babybel White Cheddar, fresh express FRESH EXP SLD HEARTS OF ROm. Dinner: Whole Milk, Honey Nut Cheerios, Honey Smoked Turkey Breast. Snacks/Other: Nature Valley Protein Chewy Bars - Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate. more...
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You kill me! Boy was I laughing! I always say to hubs, "How could you hear anything over the snoring like a moose calling his best friend grisly bear sound you make all night?"
16 Apr 13 by member: Steviefan1
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Or just shout "did you hear that goose" every time you toot. My husband thinks it works for him.
16 Apr 13 by member: CollyMP
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My dad always blamed it on a barking spider. Oh no.. I'm becoming my father. Next thing you know I'll be tuned into godzilla movies eating milk duds.
16 Apr 13 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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hubby and his family call them doe snorts...I never thought it was funny but they sure did !!
Now a barking spider I do find very funny....
godzilla movies ? NO don't go there !!
16 Apr 13 by member: TOFU
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Barking Spiders!!! Yes, that's the one my hub uses. Too funny. I'm also accused of the sleepytime symphony. I've no idea what he's talking about.
16 Apr 13 by member: free_bird
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My dad used to also say did you hear that bullfrog?
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I am with ya today.. hubby might suffocate! I was blaming the fiber one cereal but I did have a nature valley protein bar yesterday and today, wast really thinking about it contributing! Oops.
16 Apr 13 by member: Bkeller1023
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DH calls me fart knocker..I have no idea where he got that from..I don't fart..I pass gas...LOL...:O)
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LOL! my brother and I used to call each other fart knockers.
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