DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 24 March 2013

There is easter candy in the house.. I repeat.. there is easter candy IN the freakin house! And I put it there. What the pixie sticks was I thinking? This weekend was already challenging enough and here I put temptation 10 steps from my bed.

The interesting news is yesterday I was called a twig. Um.. I'm 5'1" on a good day. I weigh 152 lbs. I am not in any way shape or form a twig. Unless it's a fluffy twig that jiggles. I've never seen fluffy jiggly twigs. Then I went to a 1 yr olds birthday party where I got the biggest piece of cake. I didn't pick this. Someone else went out of their way to get me the biggest piece of cake. I'm not that strong people! You can't put a giant piece of cake in front of me! That's just cruel. In order to get down to 130 I may need to become a hermit. I could do it. The amish will bring me eggs. I can live off eggs and milk. So long as I don't slip and start cussing in front of the Amish again that is.

Interesting tidbit. I always thought the amish were just shy. They really don't say a lot. They won't say more than two words to me unless my husband is in the room. Last night I got one of them. I was walking into the milk house as they were about to step into the barn and he scared the bagizus out of me. I think I squeeked hi a little too loud. I made the Amish laugh! I did it! Does this get me a get out of jail free card?
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24 Mar 13 by member: BuffyBear
For making the Amish laugh you can have one small chocolate egg. Good job! I've been told that Amish don't generally talk to a woman without her husband around For the record-I wanna be a fluffy jiggly twig! I have the fluffy and jiggly part down pat! 
24 Mar 13 by member: CollyMP
Every time the Amish laugh, an angel gets their wings...or something like that. I'm with Colly, fluffy, jiggly twigs unite! I'm 5"4'. and weigh...well...the amount of two soaking wet Amish after a full meal carrying a butter churn. So, I aspire to be a fluffy, jiggley twig, one day! You are my hero! 
24 Mar 13 by member: RavenSoul69
Ok Twiggie, step away from the PEEPS! have you put one in the microwave yet! Just not too long or they will burn. Comes out like taffy! You need to buckle down girlfriend or your gonna drive yourself nuts! Im the good angel here, No cussing no cake. 130 is calling you and it is calling me too. Peep peep peep peep hop hippity hop... 
24 Mar 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
"What the pixie sticks"??? LOL.. You are a riot 
25 Mar 13 by member: Rhodes1970
Wait.. you put peeps in the microwave? Really? I want to try that! But.. I'm resisting the peeps. CRAP. Ok.. if I'm good for this entire week I will microwave a peep as my reward. lol 
25 Mar 13 by member: DairyFarmersWife
If we up your daily push-ups to 200 then you won't be able to lift your arms to put the peeps in your mouth.... Diet through pain???  
25 Mar 13 by member: Rhodes1970
I wasn't aware until a couple of years ago that peeps were actually...edible. I thought they were just decorations! LOL! I think the jury is still out on whether they are actually food!  
25 Mar 13 by member: CollyMP
LOL..LOL..pixie sticks..and peeps...We have the other kind of Amish here..can't spell it..but you know what I mean..they have all kinds of lovely foods in their store..don't go there unless I want some of their wonderful cheese..I love longhorn style colby...Yumm..Catch you later Ms Twiggy...:O) 
25 Mar 13 by member: BHA
I'm sending you a buddy request - read some of your journal, and my dogs are looking at me like I'm nuts, cause I'm sitting here laughing while I'm reading...I, too, aspire to be a jiggly fluffy twig, and like Colly, I have the jiggly part down to a "T"!! I'm going to find a picture of a twig, and tack it to the wall in front of my computer - you are now my inspiration, lol!  
25 Mar 13 by member: kmkjmomma
25 Mar 13 by member: CollyMP
Kmkjmomma, the dog thinking I'm nuts for laughing like a loon while reading this journal isn't so bad...it's when I laugh so loud and long that the NEIGHBORS start glancing over at my house and staring, because they heard me with my windows CLOSED and they are watching my dog barking at me in fear and confusion, that it gets kind of...err...awkward. Totally worth it, but awkward! LOL 
25 Mar 13 by member: RavenSoul69
you made the Amish laugh...next challenge - make them curse! 
25 Mar 13 by member: JessWhatINeeded
stop, stop, STOP!!! my stomach hurts!!! But, this is TOTALLY the way to start the week, with laughter! (picturing the neighbors peeking thru the curtains... :lol: 
25 Mar 13 by member: kmkjmomma
Curtains? The whole lower floor of my house has no curtains--I live in a "small" town, guess it has the duel purpose of helping to keep me honest while simultaneously keeping the rest of the townfolk entertained, heh. On another note, peeps are NOT food. They are colorful, confused, marshmallow wanna be's that we should blow up in the microwave whenever we are confronted by one! (Yes, I've had them blow up in the microwave...I don't remember why, but it seemed important at the time...) 
25 Mar 13 by member: RavenSoul69
I had to give my mom the easter candy! And I don't give them alot of candy either but it was Lindt...so I had to get it OUT!  
25 Mar 13 by member: thynes
Ooooh I would so have to get the Lindt out of the house too, those truffles...they are dangerous! LOL!  
25 Mar 13 by member: CollyMP
Colly and these are the special spring ones that are white and milk choc.... out, out, out! 
25 Mar 13 by member: thynes
LOL-Shoo! Roll on outta here you sneaky little fat pills! 
25 Mar 13 by member: CollyMP
*slaps her hands over her eyes* and tries to stop thinking about Reeses Peanut Butter eggs....... 
25 Mar 13 by member: kmkjmomma


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