Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 22 March 2013

I think I'm going to create a challenge. I have goals like eliminating soda from my diet, exercising at least 5 days a week, stop eating the stupid oreos, and not cussing in front of the amish. Maybe if these goals were in a challenge that other people saw I would be more accountable. If I was more accountable I would get below 150. If I was below 150 I would do a happy dance and buy a swimsuit that fits. Right now my current swimsuit has a saggy bottom. This could be because I stretched the thing out when I was pregnant with little man.. or its because the elastic has finally given up.. or my bottom shrank. Whatever the cause is.. my reward for getting below 150 is a swimsuit so I can get in the hot tub without having a wet saggy bottom or a uniboob.

Did you know that if you have a baggy swimsuit on and you get into a hot tub that the jets give you a uniboob? No joke. I was up to a size EEE the other night. Closed my eyes.. tried to relax... heard giggling from the 9 yr old.. opened my eyes and all I saw was huge freakin boobs. I'd like to see the amish's reaction to that one!

Today I'm going to attempt 100 pushups and crunches. The crunches I can do. The pushups? Well.. if you don't hear from me ever again it's because I can no longer move my arms and you can blame it on Rhodes.