DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 15 February 2013

I educated my co-workers this morning on poop. Floaters? Sinkers? Sticky? Hard? Yup.. I edumacated my co-workers on what their poop means. I didn't mean to educate them but.. I just couldn't help myself. Seriously. I couldn't help myself.

I've started listening to Jullian Michaels podcasts during my morning commute and I got to the one about poop. It was interesting! I'm still trying to figure out how there are peekers and non-peekers. I'm a peeker. I need to look so I can say.. ooooh there's the 0.4 lbs I gained yesterday! How do you NOT peek?? Anyways.... I tossed my iphone into my purse on the way in and when I got to my office and hung it up I must have pressed something because suddenly the Jullian Michaels podcast on poop was blaring out of my purse... Does your poop float!?!?!

Of course.. I couldn't FIND my phone in my black hole of a purse. By the time I find it I have an audience of co-workers holding coffee cups all standing outside my cubbie listening to what your poop means. What was I supposed to do? So.. this morning the class and I learned about poop.

I'm afraid I may be developing a crush on Jullian Michaels. She's inspiring! I'm not sure if I agree with everything she says but I'm immersing myself in becoming a health/fitness crazy person. If I obsess enough maybe I will reach 130 by the end of the year. Either way I'm getting educated about me. You'd think being with myself 24/7 I would know things but I don't.

If you want to hear about this morning drama that isn't about poop or my weight... it's posted here

Diet Calendar Entry for 15 February 2013:
1384 kcal Fat: 82.68g | Prot: 124.60g | Carb: 59.29g.   Breakfast: Cream (Half & Half) , Coffee (Brewed From Grounds) , diet pepsi, Egg, No Calorie Sweetener, Atkins Advantage Caramel Double Chocolate Cruch Bar (Atkins). Lunch: egg, kfc grilled chicken breast. Dinner: wendys salad. more...
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ROFLMBO.... Great story!! Love it.  
15 Feb 13 by member: Redearthflame
Always the funny things happen to you and you have such a witty way of writing it! I can just imagine a group of people standing around staring at your purse! Learn all you can and whatever helps to lose the weight, try it! 
15 Feb 13 by member: aggie95
LMAO..that is too funny...Thanks for sharing your poopy story...:O) 
15 Feb 13 by member: BHA
So...Inquiring minds want to know... What does it all mean??? 
15 Feb 13 by member: tglenna
lol you need to listen to the podcast! I did learn your poop should float though. lmao  
15 Feb 13 by member: DairyFarmersWife
LOL! I can't imagine, my co-workers would be laughing so hard if that happened to me. I'm sure I'd have to play the whole podcast for then though because they'd want to know. I really need to get her podcasts, but my morning commute is about 10 mins long, 5 of that being with the kids, and home is so hectic that the only time I have to read is before I go to sleep. I guess I need more time! Do you have any JM DVD's? Her Ripped in 30 is awesome. 
15 Feb 13 by member: mars2kids
Love your blog today - and yesterdays. Did Momma have her baby on V-Day? Your kitties look very well fed and healthy. They must love the barn life. Oh - Dr. Oz says your poop should be shaped like a banana and sink. Dr. Oz vs. Jillian on poop! 
15 Feb 13 by member: Neptunebch
Hahaha - that's awesome! I love Jillian too but I haven't listened to her podcasts, I guess I should start!! I remember seeing that "poop" episode of Dr. Oz too!! I also thought it was supposed to sink.. what the heck!! :) 
15 Feb 13 by member: erika2633
Aww, DFW ... it's supposed to float? Really? Ut oh!Like Neptune, I'd heard it was supposed to sink too. Something about 'fat' content or how your body was processing fat. Didn't they do an episode on House about that when the Jillian like person was a fraud because she'd had a stomach staple or something? Hmmm.. going to have to go back through my DVD's for real medical research, LOL. I've never heard that podcast but when we raised beef cattle I did to to a 'beef cattle seminar' and one of the most interesting break out sessions was analyzing cattle poop to determine how they were processing their feed and grass ~ (esp at a time when you're trying to maximize their weight gain before auction) so yeah, it makes sense human poop analysis would be just that important.  
15 Feb 13 by member: FullaBella
Floating poop has something to do with the amount of fiber in your diet. The more greens you eat means its supposed to float because your body can't break it all down. Or something like that... My poop sinks and I know I don't eat enough salad stuff but I get plenty of fat so.. I dunno. lol  
15 Feb 13 by member: DairyFarmersWife
:::: and suddenly, google get's a million hit's titled 'should poop float and wonders what's going on in the world today ::::: 
15 Feb 13 by member: FullaBella
I googled cow poop :) 
15 Feb 13 by member: DairyFarmersWife
I googled poop today too thanks to you. lol!  
15 Feb 13 by member: iamachristianjesusfreak
Haha I googled that crap too (pun intended)!! :) 
15 Feb 13 by member: erika2633
I have a colonoscopy this week, it will be poopy! 
15 Feb 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
oh now that is funny!I'm not a Jillian fan. I couldn't get over her comments, some number of years ago, about her not wanting a baby because it would ruin her body. Sorry. I'm a middle age woman who will never have a flat belly ... probably not pre-baby either ... but the interview made her sound incredibly self-absorbed. I know a lot of fatsecreters love her though so I promise I won't hold it against you!! LOL 
15 Feb 13 by member: madaboutmoose
Was that a poopcast??? I turd it was! Don't know about the poop but Oprah says you should fart 14 times a day to be healthy?????! 
15 Feb 13 by member: BeckyBaby65
I thought floaty poop was bad. I peek and they sink. All that floats are diarhea slime. 
16 Feb 13 by member: JessWhatINeeded
LOLOLOLOLOL! 
18 Feb 13 by member: jessabridge4444
So DFW how does it feel that you have a whole forum of fans now turning around and staring at their poops? Are we now all referred to as your Poop Peeps? 
18 Feb 13 by member: FullaBella

     
 

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