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Why I love My Husband
Conversation yesterday went like this:
"Honey, can you believe (your nurse) actually weighs 25lbs less than me?"
"Okay, so?"
"Well, isn't that weird?"
"What'd y'all do - go weigh each other?"
"No, that's what she told me."
"And?"
"And what?"
"Well, what do you want me to do? Sit on her and feed her cookies??"
He's all mine, ladies. You can't have him!
Diet Calendar Entries for 29 December 2012:
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1387 kcal
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Fat: 42.03g | Prot: 76.38g | Carb: 182.64g.
Breakfast: Creamer, Flax Seed, Vanilla Nonfat Yogurt, Schwans Mixed Berries, Coffee, Quaker Old Fashioned Oatmeal, Coconut Oil. Lunch: Tomato, Ham Hock w/Beans, Spinach, Cocktail Onions, Fat Free Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, Tomato, Mushrooms, Cucumber, great northern beans. Dinner: Egg White, Kraft 2% Swiss, Kraft Fat Free Cheese, Hormel Black Label Breakfast Bacon, Mushrooms, Spinach, Wheat Bread, Egg, Tomato, Kraft Fat Free Mayo. Snacks/Other: Apple. more...
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