FullaBella's Journal, 27 December 2012

In my previous life working for Corporate America I developed a little white lie for surviving in-flight small talk.

When asked the inevitable 'and what do you do?' I would tell people I was a talent scout for comedy clubs.

Rather than hearing their endless tales of experiences associated with what I really did, I would be entertained with every joke they ever heard. It was great.

I rarely miss Corporate America or business travel but I do miss the jokes from amateurs.

I'm having an off-kilter day here in Bellawood. I swear, if all that stuff I thought was behind me returns, I'm not going to be happy. (PMS) I'll survive, but .. dang Mother Nature, gimme a break, will ya?

So .. I'm doing well with the healthy eating, doing my treadmill, and generally all around content. I could just use a good joke. Any one want to step up to the mic for me?


Diet Calendar Entries for 27 December 2012:
1388 kcal Fat: 43.93g | Prot: 76.09g | Carb: 179.46g.   Breakfast: Quaker Old Fashioned Oatmeal, Coffee, Schwans Blueberry, Plain non fat yogurt, Flax Seed, Creamer, Coconut Oil. Lunch: Peanut Butter, Hillshire Deli Turkey, Spinach, Cocktail Onions, Fresh Express 3-Color Deli Coleslaw, Fat Free Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, Tomato, Mushrooms, Cucumber. Dinner: Chicken California Blend Soup, Crisps. Snacks/Other: Kraft Jalapeno String Cheese, Spinach, Apple, Mustard, Wheat Bread, Hillshire Deli Ham, Dannon Light snd Fit. more...
2263 kcal Activities & Exercise: Sleeping - 24 hours. more...


When is a door not a door?  
27 Dec 12 by member: teskandar
I give :x) 
27 Dec 12 by member: FullaBella
when it's ajar! :D 
27 Dec 12 by member: teskandar
Hahaha! Love it! 
27 Dec 12 by member: FullaBella
What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother... he won't come anyway. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Hope that helped top up your comedy quota ;)  
27 Dec 12 by member: evelyn64
Being kind of blond I use to here every blond joke when they were popular. This is the only male blond joke I ever heard. Whats long and hard on a blond guy? Grade three 
28 Dec 12 by member: fatoldlady
Love the jokes folks ~ thank you! 
28 Dec 12 by member: FullaBella
Sometimes I would like to kick mother nature in the ass....that is not a joke....TRUE STORY!!!! My daughter likes your momma jokes and I must admit that they kind of get me tickled. So here are some of them....lol Your Mama's so dumb I told her Christmas was aroun the corner, and she went lookin' Your Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone (that could be a true story for her...I could do that!). Your Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample. Hope you feel better ;) 
28 Dec 12 by member: jaime30024
Must be nice to Mother Nature ~ she's already given me the most ironic case of acne & grey hair simultaneously ... sure don't want to see what she'd do if I tick her off. Cute jokes!! 
28 Dec 12 by member: FullaBella


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