You know what? I could not do all that sh*t and survive. And I don't just mean having all that sugar right in front of my face. I do not know how you do it. You are absolutely awe-inspiring, and not just because I am a sloth.
Seriously, how did you manage to NOT stuff your face full of delicious sugar? I couldn't do it. Not if they were right there. Have I mentioned how much I love sugar cookie dough? Ugh, ugh, ugh. I'm proud of you, Soup.