DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 30 November 2012

CRAAAAP I missed another wagon. Yesterday was a big ol flop. My excuse is I feel like crap therefore I ate crap. Because well.. they say you are what you eat and I eat what I feel. (Thynes I think you passed your flu like thing to me.) I was doing well until lunchtime and then the only soups at the caffeteria were chili and corn chowder. It all went down hill from there.

The good news is all these flops have the magic boobs back in shape. Magic boobs = magic weightloss. So.. I don't think the damage is as bad as it should be. But I said I was only nursing little man until the end of the year when he would be 7 months old. Now I know why women nurse until their kids are toddlers. It has nothing to do with the kid. It has to do with the ability to eat like a pig and not gain 100 lbs. I wonder how work would feel if I said I'm nursing until I lose 30 lbs. I may need a pump room indefinitely. Seriously.. formula is too expensive anyways. Bring on the boob juice!

Even though I'm avoiding the scale hubby has assured me that the damage isn't that bad. I was complaining that I gained weight over thanksgiving so the next thing I know he's picking me up and rocking me like a baby in the middle of the barn. I'm squealing like a pig because I'm convinced he's either going to drop me on my head or we're both going to collapse under the weight and end up on a pile of manure. Little man is waving his arms yelling because he wants to do it next and the 8-yr old is yelling omg gross! I have been weighed and informed that he doesn't think I gained anything since the last time he threw me over his shoulder. It makes me wonder.. when I do finally get down to 130 will I still worry about crushing the man? He picks up 100-150 lb calves all the time. He wrestles 1500-2000 lb cows. He's a physical guy! I'm still convinced my squishy rolls will injure him in some way.

So... today I will catch my wagon and hold on. I will lose weight. I will not crush my husband to death. And.. I will take advantage of magic boobs while I can.

Diet Calendar Entry for 30 November 2012:
935 kcal Fat: 56.08g | Prot: 63.77g | Carb: 35.02g.   Breakfast: Cheddar Cheese, strawberries, Mushrooms, Coffee (Brewed From Grounds), Fat Free French Vanilla Creamer, Breakfast Sausage, Egg. Lunch: mcdonalds bacon ranch salad. more...
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30 Nov 12 by member: tute75
Lol! I don't have magic boobs, my kids are too old for that, so I guess I just need to quit pigging out. 
30 Nov 12 by member: mars2kids
I want to be picked up. But I'm like you, idk if I'd trust anyone other thank the Incredible Hulk or Superman to hold my gargantuan body aloft. And since I'm not in comics... 
30 Nov 12 by member: JessWhatINeeded
Sigh, you almost make me wish I had magic boobs. I ate a Haagen Dazs ice cream bar & some popcorn yesterday and am afraid of my scale; besides that, after losing close to 69 pounds, my boobs are kind of empty. Oh well, guess I'll have to get my butt up & head for the gym. Oh, I love reading your journal, too. I bet your hubby is a pretty good judge of weight, and I doubt he's concerned that you'll crush him!  
30 Nov 12 by member: crabby Kat
I have some expertise on this: Your 130 will not squish, or injure him, promise. Unless he's a butt-head and has said something rude, I guarantee that he would more than love for you to squish him without complaint! 
30 Nov 12 by member: QuirkyNat
I forgot to state that 200 wouldn't squish him either... just fyi. 
30 Nov 12 by member: QuirkyNat
New Transit Schedule Posting: Wagon rolling in a 6 AM tomorrow morning. Be on it!  
30 Nov 12 by member: BuffyBear
Hmm.. if it won't squish him then I could suffocate him. He might like that though. I didn't have a chance to do laundry this week so I ran out of nursing bras and resorted to my old bras. I decided that a demi bra would be best for some reason. Yeah.. my cup runnith over. I'm thinking about putting a soda can in the middle and using it as a cup holder. 
30 Nov 12 by member: DairyFarmersWife

     
 

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