Time to "lighten up". Joke time - post one

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rjenkins27 Joined: Jan 10 Posts: 830	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 14:57 An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." I work for the Department of Redundancy Department
rrobinson Joined: Jul 08 Posts: 110	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 15:22 Good one!
Mike Ess Joined: Dec 10 Posts: 38	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 15:25 lol to your joke and to your signiture!!!!!! I'm not dieting!!!!
StacieRitz Joined: Nov 10 Posts: 451	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 17:51 my 4yr old favorite joke to tell.... knock knock who's there "Cow Says" Cow says who No, a cow says "mooooo"
Tamme Joined: Jan 11 Posts: 15	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 18:37 Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: "Between you and me... Something smells." A joke my son told me a few years ago and it still makes me smile
alicola Joined: Jan 08 Posts: 90	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 20:00 hahaha...that was good! [iAliCola[/i]] "Never eat more than you can lift." ~Miss Piggy
gusjodi Joined: Jan 11 Posts: 36	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 20:15 I thought this was a good one for this site... Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching." At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Moving through the line a boy wrote another note to leave by the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Texas23 Joined: Sep 10 Posts: 98	quote Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 20:49 Saw this video earlier today, a girl in the mall is texting and walking not paying attention to where she is walking. She walks right into a fountain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx2L9g0reNo "It's not a diet it's a life style change" Milestones: Reach below 200 - Done Reach 190 - Done Reach 180 - Done Reach 170 - Done Reach 160 - working on it

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