Time to "lighten up". Joke time - post one

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 14:57
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 15:22
Good one!
Mike Ess

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 15:25
lol to your joke and to your signiture!!!!!!
I'm not dieting!!!!

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 17:51
my 4yr old favorite joke to tell....

knock knock

who's there

"Cow Says"

Cow says who

No, a cow says "mooooo"

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 18:37
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?

A: "Between you and me... Something smells."

A joke my son told me a few years ago and it still makes me smile Wink

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 20:00
hahaha...that was good!

"Never eat more than you can lift."
~Miss Piggy

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 20:15
I thought this was a good one for this site...
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching." At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Moving through the line a boy wrote another note to leave by the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

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Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 20:49
Saw this video earlier today, a girl in the mall is texting and walking not paying attention to where she is walking. She walks right into a fountain.
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