I found a blog on the Website Never Hungry Always Hungry about, Spaghetti Language, or the weird thing we say either in our sleep or when half awake. It was so hilarious, I wanted to see if anyone here had any good ones to share that either you have said or have heard someone else say.
Mine aren't great but I have a couple.
My friend Naomi having a night terror at a sleepover whjen we were kids,
"NONONO! MONARCH BUTTERFLIES!"
My sister when woken up for school, "I'm too tired to be reeeeal..."
My husband often swears or laughs loudly in his sleep and it's common to hear bits and peices like "pull that truck over here," or "It's stuck in the mud!"
He's at work so much he dreams about it all the time!
Boring I know..
I'm sure ya'll have some funnier ones. I'm going to find that website and tell you some of those or post a link to it, they were so funny I was laughing my head off, and it takes a lot to make me laugh out loud, especially at a tv or computer.
Time is an illusion..
Lunchtime, doubly so.
From A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams