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Juno

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Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 20:21
Here are some riddles I found on the net. Made me chuckle. Very Happy (Especially the grape one)

RIDDLES

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.


Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin pi.


Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?

Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.


Question: What do you call a stolen yam?

Answer: A hot potato.


Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?

Answer: Annie Okra


Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?

Answer: Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
Shel Silverstein


Question: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Answer: Tear gas.


Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.


Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?

Answer: An icicle.


Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this:
Our servant is green.
Her children are born white and then grow black.
Who is she?

Answer: An olive tree.


Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?

Answer: A Brussels' scout.



"Orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano." Juvenal, Satire X
Lotus

Joined: Nov 07
Posts: 486

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Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 20:44
heh heh..kinda CORNY, get it CORN-Y??
ok I won't quit my day job..
Time is an illusion..
Lunchtime, doubly so.
From A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Juno

Joined: Aug 07
Posts: 168

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Posted: 30 Nov 2007, 20:50
lol, yup. I really do love the grape joke though, its so stupid and immature. Very Happy


"Orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano." Juvenal, Satire X
mojo15jl

Joined: Jan 08
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Posted: 01 Feb 2008, 16:36
What happens when 2 peanuts get into a fight? One is assaulted.Razz
Cornflakes

Joined: Mar 08
Posts: 9

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Posted: 07 Apr 2008, 09:06
Why is 6 afraid of 7?






Because 7 8 9!



*yuk yuk yuk*

(See, it's about eating so it's relevant.)
keeping it real.
typeAblood

Joined: Jun 08
Posts: 22

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Posted: 27 Jun 2008, 15:13
love the honeymoon salad lol
amryk

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Posts: 676

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Posted: 28 Jun 2008, 21:16
Why was Cinderella such a bad softball player?

Her coach was a pumpkin!
harley22

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Posted: 13 Apr 2010, 16:56
Love the tear gas and grape oneSmile
One Day At A TimeSmile
odyssey

Joined: Aug 10
Posts: 84

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Posted: 11 Aug 2010, 17:16
My ten year old asked my two year old

"What does a chicken say when she lays square eggs?" The answer (according to my daughter) was supposed to be "Ouch"

but my TWO year old son said "Block Block"

lol I couldn't believe that my baby was actually clever heh
"You have a masterpiece inside you, you know.
One unlike any that has ever been created, or ever will be.
If you go to your grave without painting your masterpiece, it will not get painted. No one else can paint it. Only you." ~~ Gordon MacKenzie
swtlissa68

Joined: Sep 10
Posts: 10

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Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 14:06
Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you!

thought it was cute
~Love and Light~
vanessa896

Joined: Jun 10
Posts: 267

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Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 14:11
odyssey wrote:
My ten year old asked my two year old

"What does a chicken say when she lays square eggs?" The answer (according to my daughter) was supposed to be "Ouch"

but my TWO year old son said "Block Block"

lol I couldn't believe that my baby was actually clever heh



soooooo cute
Evie1010

Joined: Sep 10
Posts: 259

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Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 15:01
Love the Tear Gas one -- What a hoot. Lotus and Cornflake, you made me LOL! Very Happy Here's two good ones...

Why did Mr. Tomato turn red?


He saw the salad dressing.



Why ELSE did Mr. Tomato turn red?


He saw Mr. Green "Pee"
"Work as if it all depends on you. Pray as if it all depends on God" ~ Mark Twain

"You can make excuses or you can make progress; but you can't make both." ~ author unknown

"Personal growth occurs when the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change." ~ Evelyn
Evie1010

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Posts: 259

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Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 15:02
Odyssey, I am impressed. He is so clever and SMART!
"Work as if it all depends on you. Pray as if it all depends on God" ~ Mark Twain

"You can make excuses or you can make progress; but you can't make both." ~ author unknown

"Personal growth occurs when the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change." ~ Evelyn
odyssey

Joined: Aug 10
Posts: 84

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Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 15:38
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Old Lady.

Little Old Lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel.
"You have a masterpiece inside you, you know.
One unlike any that has ever been created, or ever will be.
If you go to your grave without painting your masterpiece, it will not get painted. No one else can paint it. Only you." ~~ Gordon MacKenzie
Nikita 007

Joined: Aug 10
Posts: 88

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Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 22:00
How do you repair a broken tomato?
Tomato Paste!

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A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

. If you ate pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?
. If one synchronized swimmer drowns. Do the rest have to drown too?
. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
. What is another word for Thesaurus?
. Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?

Just wondering....

SadNancy

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 5

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Posted: 16 Mar 2011, 20:42
Ah jokes....and ones about food no less.

What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese.

Have a good evening everyone.
impraying

Joined: Feb 11
Posts: 7

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Posted: 16 Mar 2011, 21:27
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.
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Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?

Because it said 'concentrate.'

“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.” ~Andy Rooney
Justme65

Joined: May 11
Posts: 47

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Posted: 24 May 2011, 06:43
Okay, so I was eating some split pea and ham soup at work. My boss came by and said, "Now, I want you to eat every single carrot and pea in your bowl!" He's really just a child at heart.
chockey

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 1

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Posted: 15 Aug 2011, 17:20
What do you call a potato that watches other potatoes?

A spectator.

dun-dun-chhh
(that was the drumset)
Grace29

Joined: Sep 06
Posts: 24

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Posted: 16 Aug 2011, 00:41
What year in this century is the same when its number is turned upside down....








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