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sweetthing

Joined: Oct 06
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Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 14:53
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me some pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
--Joe E. Lewis, comedian

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it
--Anon.


I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
--Erma Bombeck


My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but can she climb a tree!
--Henny Youngman

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it
-- Jackie Gleason


According to Prevention magazine, researchers at Penn State U. have found that eating soup before a meal can shave up to 100 calories off a meal. That could mean a weight loss of 10 pounds over a year.
helcha

Joined: Sep 06
Posts: 93

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Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 15:47
Love your jokes - the trouble is they are real. Keep them coming and keep losing.Bad Grin Bad Grin Bad Grin
khutch

Joined: Sep 06
Posts: 26

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Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 03:47
Some classic jokes there, sometimes I feel as if I could climb a tree!



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