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BadgerBeard

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Posted: 26 Aug 2013, 13:52
Did you know that if you say "gullible" really slow it actually sounds like orange?
Katred12

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Posted: 26 Aug 2013, 14:38
Did you know that 'gullible' is also listed twice in the dictionary?
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.- Arthur C Clarke

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

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mummydee

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 05:45
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 05:51
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 05:54
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
kingkeld

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 06:40
mummydee wrote:


I love this one! Very Happy
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"Losing weight is never about eating as little as possible"
- Kingkeld.
"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
― Eleanor Roosevelt
"Do. Or do not. There is no trying."
- Master Yoda.

I went from morbidly obese to being the owner of TABDIG - a weight loss coaching service that helps people worldwide losing weight. It's been an amazing journey. From October 4th 2010 to April 3rd 2012 I lost half my body weight - 80 kilos/170 lbs. Since then, I have had two cosmetic surgeries to remove excess skin. I have now quadrupled my strength, gained several kilos in muscle mass, and today I focus on building muscle, optimizing my diet, living healthy and helping people to reach the very same goals. I am stronger, healthier, thinner, happier! If you feel that you need help losing weight, don't hesitate to send me an inbox message.
kingkeld

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 07:42
In case you need a new workout routine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-KFOVP5PUU

Visit my website: www.tabdig.info

"Losing weight is never about eating as little as possible"
- Kingkeld.
"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
― Eleanor Roosevelt
"Do. Or do not. There is no trying."
- Master Yoda.

I went from morbidly obese to being the owner of TABDIG - a weight loss coaching service that helps people worldwide losing weight. It's been an amazing journey. From October 4th 2010 to April 3rd 2012 I lost half my body weight - 80 kilos/170 lbs. Since then, I have had two cosmetic surgeries to remove excess skin. I have now quadrupled my strength, gained several kilos in muscle mass, and today I focus on building muscle, optimizing my diet, living healthy and helping people to reach the very same goals. I am stronger, healthier, thinner, happier! If you feel that you need help losing weight, don't hesitate to send me an inbox message.
ClassicRocke...

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 09:30
mummydee wrote:


Oh mummy... needed this one so bad today. ROFLMAO. Thanks.
Re Becca

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 12:45
If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results.
Re Becca

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 12:46
If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results.
Re Becca

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 12:47
If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results.
Re Becca

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Posted: 28 Aug 2013, 12:47
If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results.
mummydee

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Posted: 29 Aug 2013, 06:03
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 29 Aug 2013, 20:55
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 29 Aug 2013, 20:56
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 07:58
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 18:05
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 18:06
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 18:07
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
ClassicRocke...

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Posted: 30 Aug 2013, 22:06
Mummy... I'm having problems getting your last 3 jokes. Wondering if it's my computer and if anyone else is having problems.



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