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ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 14:54
mars2kids

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Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 15:43
Love it!! So true.
Goals for 2018:
Do 20 consecutive push-ups
Use 10 lb. weights for a whole workout
Get one mile pace under 11 mins.
Get stronger physically and mentally
riocaz

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Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 15:45
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

42" jeans(25/01/2013) 40"(28/02/2013) 38"(20/03/2013) 36"(25/05/2013)
Down from 60" waist jeans since June 21st 2012.

Still keeping to my 26" jeans, but they are too tight for comfort. too many tasty things in the US, and over Xmas.

Onwards and Downwards! Smile
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ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 19 Sep 2012, 08:29
Diet Excuses

- But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.
- If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
- If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
- If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
- Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
- Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
- Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 09:51
lenakh

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Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 11:43
ToHaveOrToBe wrote:

- If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.


Also, if you eat off somebody else's plate - it's calories-free! (the one whose plate it is will get the calories!) Laughing Laughing Laughing

I love stealing bits and pieces off my fiance's plate Embarassed
~Lena

The first person who should be in love with you is yourself, no matter how imperfect.
ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 02 Nov 2012, 12:26
"When we lose twenty pounds...we may be losing the best twenty pounds we have. We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty."

- Woody Allen
ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 07 Nov 2012, 12:22
Nobody is exempt...

ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 10:00
A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.

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Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty snack group, the caffeine group, and the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is group.

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You know it's time to diet and exercise when...

...you try to do a few push-ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.

...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.

...you get winded just saying the words "five-kilometer run."

...you come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.

...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.

ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 05 May 2013, 07:15
How to eat chocolate forever....

FullaBella

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Posted: 06 May 2013, 08:15
Love it - keep 'em coming Smile
I'm not losing WEIGHT. I'm converting FAT to MUSCLE to be healthier.
ToHaveOrToBe

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Posted: 18 Sep 2013, 11:26
mummydee

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Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 09:55
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 25 Sep 2013, 15:38
Let's keep the humor going! think of Yoga class...
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 09:30
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 04 Oct 2013, 07:32
Next weekend is Canadian thanksgiving.. so here's a little food fun
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 04 Oct 2013, 07:33
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 04 Oct 2013, 07:34
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 04 Oct 2013, 07:36
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!
mummydee

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Posted: 04 Oct 2013, 07:40
If it is a plant, eat it, if it comes from a plant, don't!



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