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Baxie

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 12:59
The cheese wheel sounds good, but not for the lactose-intolerant...of course, the alternative is such bad constipation that your "doing well gaining X pounds a week" may just explode (pun intended) into several HUNDRED pounds a week. What a kick in the pants (more pun intended). LOL, we're crackin' ourselves up!Laughing
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Sk1nnyfuture

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 13:38
OMG.... I can't IMAGINE spending that many calories - mmmmmm it would have to be on alcohol... Maybe coffee with a liqueur (either Cointreau or Brandy) with whipped cream on top..... Followed by more alcohol - I'm such a lush LOL

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JessWhatINee...

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 14:28
I'm with you Sk1nny!!! That's how I'd get it down - half calories in booze. Pina coladas, white russians, margaritas. Then I'd eat full fat ice cream, burgers with bacon, pizza, chips & cheese, chocolates, cake & pie, peanutbutter, and fried food.
Baxie

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 14:37
A regular smorgasbord fantasy we got goin' on Smile
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Sookers

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 15:04
160g peanut butter = 1000 kcal, so I'm pretty sure I'd finally get my peanut butter fix...and then some.

I heard MREs are around 5-6000 kcal a piece...maybe time to break into your survival foods. Wink
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karabeth

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 15:23
I would have a day of BRUNCH. Sausage biscuits covered in gravy, an entire pan of cheesy potato casserole, surf and turf eggs benedict, stuffed croissants, and a dozen of the "pancakes and bacon" cupcakes I tried this weekend (candied bacon on top!!) I would fill the rest of the calories with pitchers of mimosas, bellinis and breakfast martinis!

Okay, now who is going to brunch with me?
erika2633

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Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 17:05
Ohhhh my goodness karabeth - I want to go to brunch with you!!!!!!!!! My mouth seriously just started watering like crazy!!!


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kingkeld

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 01:23
I'm starting to think we gain weight simply by posting in this thread. Smile

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jessabridge4...

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 08:10
Now I am hungry, and thirsty! LOL Too funny!
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bmccrary

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 08:32
I'd probably MESS UP some General Tso's Chicken (spicy) with shrimp fried rice and eggrolls, too much wine and hot fudge brownie sundaes hahahaha Smile
JessWhatINee...

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 11:11
I want brunch too! Pacakes are the best.
kingkeld

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 12:50
Bmccrary, you just made me miss US style orange chicken. I haven't had that since I moved from the US back to Denmark. Gotta make it myself one of these days. Maybe a 21300 calorie version?

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- Kingkeld.
"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
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"Do. Or do not. There is no trying."
- Master Yoda.

I went from morbidly obese to being the owner of TABDIG - a weight loss coaching service that helps people worldwide losing weight. It's been an amazing journey. From October 4th 2010 to April 3rd 2012 I lost half my body weight - 80 kilos/170 lbs. Since then, I have had two cosmetic surgeries to remove excess skin. I have now quadrupled my strength, gained several kilos in muscle mass, and today I focus on building muscle, optimizing my diet, living healthy and helping people to reach the very same goals. I am stronger, healthier, thinner, happier! If you feel that you need help losing weight, don't hesitate to send me an inbox message.
andthensome

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 14:25
21,300 calories?!!!! Holy moly...I'd like to place an order please! I'll have a case of DARK beer for starters! Oh and throw in all the DEEP DISH cheese pizza you've got! That box of TWIX candy bars looks pretty damn good too..and yah go ahead and give me the world's largest order of french fries WITH SALT!!! YUMMMMMMMMMM Smile
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Eringiffin

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 16:17
I'd definitely go to brunch with Karabeth. Those cupcakes sound amazing!
Baxie

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 17:24
I'm gonna have to go with ice cream. Lots and lots and LOTS of CHOCOLATE ice cream...
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BlueEyedMomo...

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Posted: 01 Aug 2012, 17:30
I'd die happy with fried mozzarella sticks and a slice of cheese cake and a brownie sundae. Yep, I know how to spend my calories lol
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