Food Haiku

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grannybbar

Joined: Mar 12
Posts: 3

Posted: 25 Apr 2012, 19:52
why am i so big
because i eat way too much
time to lose is now
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, but rather learning to dance in the rain.
kattk

Joined: Aug 10
Posts: 145

Posted: 25 Apr 2012, 21:26
a glass of red wine
only one or the scale will chime
that will make me whine
Katt
rockytu

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 230

Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 08:02
salad is my cake
FIT&50 "it's NEVER too late to become the person you might have been" -george elliot
peppymint

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 99

Posted: 30 Apr 2012, 12:53
Happy Monday! Not....
I hope this week goes quickly
I prefer weekends!
kingkeld

Joined: Sep 09
Posts: 1,385

Posted: 01 May 2012, 02:43
Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the cookies at the other end of the table."
- Kingkeld.
"Eat less, move more, lose weight."
- Kingkeld.
"Do. Or do not. There is no trying."
- Master Yoda.

I started my weight loss journey on October 4th, 2010 - and this is what I have accomplished so far:
JenKatja

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 61

Posted: 01 May 2012, 09:01
oh rainy day outside
makes me want to sleep at home
and eat birthday cake
Morgen, morgen, nur nicht heute, sagen alle faulen Leute!
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 01 May 2012, 09:36
When you think only
A piece of junk food will help
Don't. It's not worth it.

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 15 May 2012, 13:04
MillaLite likes to write in verse
Hers and other creatives sides to nurse
In the subject line, "Haiku" it says
But I'd rather write a Limmerick instead
So that occasionally if need be I can curse

Razz

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 15 May 2012, 13:32
That is awesomeness at it's finest!! Of course limmericks are welcome. I need to brush off my limmerick skills. The only one's taht come to mind right now are "the man from Nantucket" and "the lady from Wheeling." Neither of which are appropriate here, haha! I'll come back with a zinger when my creative juices get flowing!
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 15 May 2012, 14:29
There are so many things that I know that I ought'ter
Like getting my sleep and drinking my water
But when the pee comes out more acid than clear
I somehow hear my mom's voice in my ear
It takes 64 ounces, now be a good daughter

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 15 May 2012, 14:37
I really just want to stay thinner.
But sometimes I struggle through dinner.
If my mood's in a funk
I give in to the junk
And feel worse than a Catholic sinner!
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 15 May 2012, 14:47
Love it!

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 15 May 2012, 14:53
And don't think I'm trying to out do ya! All of your contibutions to this thread have been stellar. I *bow down* to the limmerick/haiku master who is YOU! Smile
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 15 May 2012, 15:17
Phooey on that!

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela



 
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