You lost what?!

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bella611

Joined: Sep 10
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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 09:16
I saw this on a friend's page (not on FS) and had to share it with you all.

I'm up to an elephant's heart... where are you?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11"Wink
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½"Wink
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 09:40
Love it Very Happy

Heh - I've passed the amount of cheese (I probably) eat in a year - and I'm a pound away from a cinder block

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sjcoray

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Posts: 122

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 09:40
p.s. Holy bananas - an elephant's penis weighs 60 pounds? Ew!

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
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sjcoray

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Posts: 122

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 09:41
p.p.s. How is it possible that it weighs 4x that of a sperm whale's brain?

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
rico123

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 33

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 14:39
An elephant's penis weighs more than it's heart. I'm sure there's a message in there somewhere...
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:01
rico123 wrote:
An elephant's penis weighs more than it's heart. I'm sure there's a message in there somewhere...


So THAT'S why I'm still single. I've been dating elephants all along!! HUH!
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sarah_cook20...

Joined: Sep 09
Posts: 48

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:08
I've lost a newborn giraffe Smile
Rpalmst

Joined: Oct 11
Posts: 104

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:10
and...here comes DK
rico123

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 33

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:18
Now that is a fantastic accomplishment Sarah! Great work!
DairyKing

Joined: Sep 11
Posts: 275

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:18
not touching that one, thanks!
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sesnyde

Joined: Jun 10
Posts: 35

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:21
Wow... I'm gonna just be quiet and ponder this! Wink
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:59
Sarah: Losing a baby giraffe is totally a wonderful accomplishment! You are doing awesome!

All FS members: Please, no one take me seriously! I don't take myself too seriously! Life's too short. I just make it my goal to smile more and make others smile along with me.

If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?

Congrats to every one's progress and continued success. Let's keep those animal body parts missing from our bodies!
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wichitaks

Joined: Jan 12
Posts: 54

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 16:12
Since starting my journey I have lost between an elephants penis and fats and oils an average American eats in a year
Since starting with FS I have lost the amount of cheese an american eats in one year.
I LOVE this. Thanks for posting. I am about to email my hubby telling him i have lost an elephant penis
erika2633

Joined: Nov 11
Posts: 805

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 16:26
MillaLite wrote:
rico123 wrote:
An elephant's penis weighs more than it's heart. I'm sure there's a message in there somewhere...


So THAT'S why I'm still single. I've been dating elephants all along!! HUH!


Hahaha - that's awesome - dang elephants..

While using this site, I've lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year. Wow.



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JessWhatINee...

Joined: Jan 12
Posts: 273

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 16:32
I ate that pizza erika lost, plus my own. I would guess there is at least as much variance in other species as in humans regarding genetalia size.
Bodicea

Joined: Aug 10
Posts: 240

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 23:14
Currently, I have lost 2 more pounds than the amount of red meat that the average American eats in a year. Working towards that average adult man - or pretty close. Good luck everyone! Joyce
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asagohan

Joined: Jun 11
Posts: 229

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Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 23:53
I lost an automobile tire!
Beatrixie

Joined: Dec 11
Posts: 59

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Posted: 19 Apr 2012, 02:14
I've lost a leg and a brain! This does not bode well for me....
1988swagg

Joined: Jan 12
Posts: 4

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Posted: 19 Apr 2012, 04:19
I've lost a little over a sperm whale's brain!
AlgaeGirl

Joined: Feb 09
Posts: 127

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Posted: 19 Apr 2012, 09:26
Well now...somewhere between an elephant's heart and a small bale of hay! Not bad....

Now, if I could just lose a leg and end with a gold brick, life would be pretty darn good! Wink


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