Hahaha - that's a great diet tip!
My favorite part were the reactions to the drink:
"Peter: When you kill Tinkerbell, this is what leaks onto the floor.
Ian: It tastes like somebody tried to figure out how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop, and then you had to drink their saliva."
And it looks like the grossest baby poop colored drink ever. YUCK!
Someone who is busier than you is working out right now.
There will come a day when you can no longer do this. Today is not that day.